For the record, I’ve gained like 2000 followers from the turtle discourse. In conclusion, fuck everything.
this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.
three bosses you have to fight before you can enter the wig aisle
these are the prototype sethevermans that didnt get released from the lab
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”